Showing posts with label Holiday/節慶. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holiday/節慶. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Story Time: The Ride

The Ride

By Mark Ivan Cole
December 6, 2016
"The Ride" - Illustration by Mark Ivan Cole

The gas station just off the highway was closed. No surprise at this time of night. It was Christmas Eve, after all. I found a spot by the dumpster, mostly out of the wind and snow. Folding my creaky bones into the corner, I barricaded myself in with my backpack. Lots of gaps, but it would have to do.

I was finally dozing off when I heard the jingling of tire chains. A battered old SUV turned off the road and pulled into the empty gas station lot. Fresh snow crunched under the treads as the vehicle slowly came to a stop a few feet away from me. The driver’s window rolled opened.

“You going somewhere?” asked an old man’s voice.

“Provo,” I said. No reason. It was just somewhere to go.

“Perfect,” said the old man. “I’m going there, myself. Want a ride? Heater still works.”

That was tempting. “No gas money,” I said.

“All the same to me,” he said. “Wanna go?”

“Sure.” I brushed the snow off of me and came around to the passenger’s side.

The driver was a wiry old fellow with a beard that was much grayer and even bushier than mine. The deep creases around his eyes crinkled when he smiled. I didn’t smell alcohol, so that was good.

“Sorry about the mess,” he said, hoisting a couple of grocery bags off the floor. He piled them into the backseat on top of a bunch of other stuff. “You’ll have to hang on to your pack up front here, at least for now.”

“No problem,” I said. I prefer to hold onto my backpack anyway, partly because it carries everything I own, and partly because it’s a nice buffer if I need one.

“Chris,” said the driver, holding out his hand.

I reached over and shook it. Good, steady grip for a skinny old man. “Steve,” I said.

“Nice to meet you, Steve.”

“Is that Chris with a C or Kris with a K?” I asked.

The old guy cackled. “With a C!” he crowed. “Nice of you to ask. Is that Steve as in Steven, Stephan, or Stefan?”

“Just Steve,” I said.

“That works!” said Chris.

He pulled back out onto the road and we set off at a decent pace. In a couple of minutes, we came to the edge of town.
“Listen, I gotta make a couple stops as we go, is that okay with you?” he asked.

“It’s your bus,” I said.

“Nice,” he said. “I like that. Here we go.”

We turned down a dark side road and came to a stop by a small house. Reaching behind me, he picked up the two grocery bags he’d put in the back.

“Be right back,” he said.

I watched him limp through the snow to the entryway of the little house. He fiddled with the knob a bit before opening the front door, put the bags inside, and then carefully shut the door, checking to see if it was locked. Satisfied, he limped back to the SUV and climbed in, grinning from ear to ear.

Without a word, he put the truck in gear and made his way back to the main road. We hadn’t gone more than a mile when he pulled down another side road and stopped in front of another little house, even more run down than the first. He grabbed another couple of grocery bags and set those inside, just as he had done at the last place. As he limped back to the SUV, I saw him shaking his head. He gave a heavy sigh as he dropped the transmission into drive and pulled away.

Another half a mile and we pulled off the main road again, this time stopping in front of a trailer park.

“What are you, Santa Claus?” I asked.

“Ha! Now that would be a fine trick, wouldn’t it?” he said. “Listen, can you help me with these? I’ve got four places here and if you’ll grab a few bags, we can do them all in one shot. It’s cold out there, but we’ll warm up again before the next stop.”

I grabbed a couple of grocery bags out of the back.

“Oh, not those,” he said. “Sorry. Shoulda been more specific. You take these and I’ll get the other ones.”

I shouldered my backpack and stepped out of the SUV.

“Quiet with that door, okay?” whispered the old man. “Folks are asleep already.”

I nodded, picked up my grocery bags and carefully bumped the door shut. He pointed his chin off to the left and I followed him to a little covered porch. We came up the steps and I waited while he fiddled with the knob before opening the front door. He put one of his bags inside. After he shut the door, he checked to make sure it was locked, just like last time. He nodded at me and limped back down the steps. I was right behind him.

We went to another trailer a few lots down and did the same thing. This time he left two bags. A few trailers further, he left another bag. Each time, he fiddled with the doorknob, and each time, he checked to make sure it was locked before we left. We crossed the street to a double-wide trailer and quietly approached the steps.

The old man was about to try the doorknob when I reached out and stopped him.

“Dog,” I hissed. I could hear scratching on the inside of the door.

The old guy just grinned. He clucked his tongue twice. The dog inside whimpered and scratched all the more. The old guy slowly opened the door and reached inside. A huge German shepherd licked his hand happily and ducked under it to be petted. It didn’t seem to mind me being there. Old Chris nodded his head to tell me to put the bags inside. Very, very slowly, I set the bags inside the door while Chris pet the dog.

“Good boy,” whispered the old guy. I wasn’t sure if he was talking to the German shepherd or me.

I backed away slowly while Chris scratched the dog behind the ears. Then he shut the door, checked it, and limped back to the road.

Once inside the warm cab of the SUV, he put the transmission into reverse and backed out to the main road again.

“Thanks,” he said. “That was easier with your help!”

“You certainly have a way with dogs,” I said.

“Yeah,” he said. “I like dogs. Cats, too, only they don’t show up as often.”

“You have a way with locks, too,” I commented; “unless everyone leaves their front door open for you.”

“Well, we just make sure to leave it buttoned up properly, one way or the other,” he said.

We drove on through the night, stopping in town after town to drop off more stuff. The SUV held a lot, apparently. It was kind of fun. Felt sort of like ding-dong-ditch, but with a happy twist.

“What’s in these bags anyway?” I asked, as we pulled away from a darkened row of apartments.

“Oh, this and that,” he said. “Stuff people need.”

“Like what?” I persisted.

The old guy shrugged. “Take this next place, for instance,” he said. “It’s not much, just a cake mix.”

“A cake mix?”

“Devils Food Cake,” he said. “No nutritional value, maybe, but sometimes you just need a good chocolate cake, you know? Sometimes it’s just the thing.”

 We drove on through the snow. The long night was getting to me.

“How do you know these people?” I asked.

“Same as anybody does, I suppose,” he said. “How do you know me?”

“You stopped and asked if I wanted a ride.”

“Yup. You cross paths with a lot of folks. Just got to pay attention,” he said.

“How long till the next stop?” I asked, yawning. The heater made me drowsy.

“Pretty far this time,” he said. “Nod off if you want. I’ll let you know if I need help.”

I was already half asleep by the end of the sentence.

  --  --  --

When I awoke, it was getting light out.

“Steve,” said the old guy. “Steve, we’re in Provo.”

I rubbed my eyes. We were in a strip mall parking lot. The place was deserted.

“We’re near the train station,” he said. “Will that do?”

“Sure,” I said.

“Okay,” he said. “I gotta keep moving, so I’m gonna take off, but you take care, eh?”

“Yeah,” I said. “You, too.” Sleepily, I opened the door and sort of rolled out of the old SUV. I pulled on my backpack. It seemed heavy. “Thanks for the ride, Chris.”

“No problem,” he said, flashing me that big, crinkly grin. “Oh, one more thing. Could you drop off this bag for me? It’s just a couple blocks from here, up that way.”

“Um, sure,” I said, taking the grocery bag he put on the passenger seat.

“The address is in the bag,” he said. “And read the note before you go. See ya, Steve! Nice talking to you. Merry Christmas!”

“Merry Christmas,” I said. I shut the door and waved good bye as the SUV crunched away in the snow, tire chains jingling.

Thick white flakes were still coming down. I found a dry spot under the awning of one of the stores and took the note out of the grocery bag.


Dear Steve,

Great to have found you there at the gas station! Thanks so much for your help tonight. I don’t usually have company so this was a treat. Hope you got some good rest.

Mrs. Jackson at 1770 Birch is a nice widow in her eighties. Used to cut hair for a living but she doesn’t get out much these days. There’s six bucks and a new pair of scissors in the bag. She probably won’t take the six bucks but she’ll appreciate the scissors and I’m betting she puts them to use right away. Let her.

Also, it’s not much, but there’s a couple cans of stew, a few cans of vegetables and one of those boxes of cake mix. It’s enough for two people for lunch so you might as well stay because she’s gonna invite you anyway. If she needs eggs and milk you can get them just around the corner from her place. They’re open on Christmas, bless their hearts. Six bucks ought to cover it. Make sure you thank Julia behind the counter for working today.

By the way, Mrs. Jackson has a few things around the house that could use some fixing. Her husband’s tools are still in the corner closet. Just saying.


Merry Christmas, Ho Ho Ho and all that!  —Chris K.

Monday, October 24, 2016

Story Time: The Shortcut

By Mark Ivan Cole
(Stream-of-consciousness illustration by the author)
Why do we assume that abandoned amusement parks are haunted? It’s a cliché, really, a trope, a cheap setup. Just say “abandoned amusement park” and we instantly expect cannibalistic clowns, feral Ferris wheels, horrifying halls of mirrors, and murderous merry-go-rounds. The ease with which these things alliterate is a dead giveaway.
Surely, this particular abandoned amusement park was not haunted. Surely the age-old “it was a stormy night and my car broke down so I took the shortcut” was just a plot device for a campfire tale. But it was storming, and my car had broken down, and going through the abandoned amusement park was a shortcut. Of course it was.
I probably shouldn’t have bothered with the shortcut since I was already soaked to the skin. Climbing the wall wasn’t too bad, but I landed in the brambles on the other side. I tore my pants and shirt and was pretty scratched up by the time I extricated myself. Now I wasn’t just cold and wet; I was muddy and bloody, too. Quite a sight, I suppose, considering I’d just come from what was supposed to have been a nice, quiet Halloween party.
I don’t drink much. Anything that messes with my head makes me nervous. I steered clear of the spiked punch after one small glass. Still, parties deteriorate quickly for the only sober guest. I hung around for half an hour, hoping the storm would subside, but when the host wheeled out some clothes racks, and costumes started getting passed around, I quickly made my escape. Nobody noticed me driving away in the rain. I should have been home free.
Did you know that lightning can fry the electrical system of a modern automobile? It fried my cellphone, too. I suppose I shouldn’t have been charging it but I didn’t expect to get struck by lightning. Who does?
I sat in the car for a long time, waiting for the storm to die down. It didn’t. I got impatient. I figured if I wasn’t electrocuted when I touched the door handle, I was probably okay. I didn’t die, but I was drenched almost as soon as I exited the vehicle. By the time I got over the wall, I was a walking disaster.
They say misery loves company. I disagree, especially inside an abandoned amusement park on a stormy night. I just wanted to get through there without meeting any ghoulies or ghosties or long-leggedy beasties or things that go bump in the night. I used to run steeplechase back in college, but I can’t go that fast in the dark. It’s hard to see anything close by when the nearest streetlights are all the way on the other side of the park, outside the wall. I doddered forward like a decrepit zombie, uncertain where to step next. Periodic lightning strobe-lit everything, giving me random fleeting glimpses of rusted-out thrill rides and decaying concession stands. One doesn’t realize how garishly these things are decorated until their peeling paint is illuminated in a flash like that.
I kept reminding myself that this was all some cosmic joke. I reminded myself again after I lost first one penny loafer and then the other in the sucking mud. The socks were next. It hardly mattered. I was getting close to the gate now.
After my wall-climbing debacle, I wasn’t sure how I would get out. The huge, iron gate was locked from the outside, of course. The chain hadn’t rusted enough to be yanked apart, and I didn’t happen to have any bolt cutters. I had to climb again, this time without shoes.
That proved difficult. They don’t make gates to be climbed over easily. One would think that they might be less concerned about people trying to get out, though. I suppose the few horizontal supports on this side were evidence of that. I tore some tender skin trying to get purchase on those little toeholds. Desperation overcomes all kinds of pain.
Once up there, though, I had to negotiate the spear tips on top. I could see a bit better now that I was within range of the streetlights’ sulfuric glow. There was just enough room for me to ease over the spiky bits while hanging, sloth-like, from the skeletal arch that used to support the welcome sign. I almost made it. My wet trouser leg got snagged and ripped stem to stern as I crossed over. I suffered a bit of a gash, too, but I was glad to be mostly out of the park.
Shaking, I clung to the gate, looking for a safe way down to the sidewalk. There wasn’t one. My grip failed and down I went. If my feet hurt before, they hurt worse now. So did my knees, my hip, my elbow and my palm. Somehow, I avoided slamming my head on the concrete. Lucky me.
I limped to the streetlight, hoping to hitch a ride. Apparently, everyone smart enough to stay home had done so. I seemed to remember there being a bus stop near here somewhere, so I staggered on down the sidewalk.
Headlights coming up from behind threw my shadow ahead of me. I pivoted awkwardly and stuck out my thumb. The car slowed a bit, but before I could be grateful, the engine roared and the car zoomed past, spraying me with roadside runoff. I think I cursed.
I don’t know how far I dragged myself. At some point, I remember a pickup truck pulling up beside me.
“You need a ride?” someone yelled. A guy. Sounded all right.
I made noises to the affirmative.
The passenger door opened and the light came on inside the cab.
I couldn’t see the driver. All I could see was the passenger holding the door open. Bright orange, frizzy hair rimmed an otherwise bald head that was too white, even for a Caucasian. Wild eyebrows arched wickedly over heavily shadowed eyes. A bulbous, red blotch of a nose hung above a nasty, toothy grin that split the face literally from ear to ear.
“Get in!” yelled the clown, still holding the door open. “Get in!”
Did I mention I ran track in college? I came in fourth in the steeplechase my junior year. That was the closest I ever got to the winners’ stand. On this night, though, inspired by such an invitation, I probably would have come in first. For all I know, I outran a pickup truck. Not until I was standing in my apartment, still shaking, did I remember it was Halloween.
Hell of a costume, buddy. Hell of a costume.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Scarabella - A Christmas Story by Mark Ivan Cole

Scarabella
Scarabella hadn’t been in the warm little cabin for very long before things started to go wrong. The Yule log in the fireplace collapsed with a crash, sending a shower of sparks up the stone chimney. From her position on the mantle, Scarabella could see it was all happening again. Candlesticks tumbled off the little table and rolled beneath it. The storm outside spit bits of snow through the cracks around the shuttered windows. The heavy oaken door rattled on its hinges, its metal latch loudly banging out a stuttering rhythm that could wake the dead.

It was Christmas Eve, but no one was sleeping. The little old man and his little old wife were sitting bolt upright in bed—stocking caps pulled down over their ears, and quilts pulled up to their cheekbones—their little old eyes wide as they looked this way and that around the cabin.

One of their sturdy wooden chairs tilted first to the left, then to the right, only to topple over backward for no reason. The other one skidded along the floor for a few feet until it ran into the wall and stopped. The cupboard door flew open and a pewter cup fell out, rolling across the floor under the table to join the candlesticks.

Clearly, it was time to do something. Scarabella arched her back, her scruffy black fur sticking out all over. She stretched her front legs, flexed her paws and extended her claws full length before pulling them back in and relaxing for a second before stretching her back legs. Ragged tail high, she turned and walked to the end of the mantle. She hesitated but a moment before dropping down to the floor. The door continued to rattle with every gust of wind from the storm outside. Like a furry shadow, Scarabella crossed the floor and hopped up onto the foot of the bed. She sat down and curled her tail around her paws, her green eyes fixed on the old couple behind the quilt.

“You made a mistake,” she said.

“The cat talks!” squeaked the little old woman.

“You need to listen to me,” said Scarabella, blinking once.

“Aye, it talks!” croaked the little old man.

“Yes,” said Scarabella; “and you need to pay attention. It was very nice of you to bring me in from the cold, but you may wish to reconsider.”

Another pewter cup pitched itself from the cupboard and spun around on the floor. The shutters outside rapped repeated against the cabin wall as if begging to be let in.

“What are you talking about?” asked the little old woman. “You were cold, so we brought you inside so you could be warm. What’s wrong with that?”

Scarabella turned and watched the old metal kettle jump off its hook by the hearth and clang to the floor. “Consequences,” she said, her scruffy tail unwrapping itself from around her paws only to wrap around them once more. “Are you aware of the consequences?”

“What consequences?” asked the little old man.

The cat stared at them a moment, shut her eyes and opened them again. “You don’t know about the Christmas Scourge?”

The chair against the wall scooted a little closer to the door.

The little old couple shook their heads. “What’s the Christmas Scourge?” asked the little old woman.

“It’s not ‘what;’ it’s ‘who,’” said the cat. “It is I: Scarabella the cat, the Christmas Scourge.”

The little old couple looked at each other, confused. “You’re a bit rough around the muff, but I wouldn’t call you a scourge,” said the little old woman. “What makes you say that?”

Scarabella ignored the thump of the second chair tossing itself onto the floor. It was time to get to the point.

“I live in the cave of the great mountain troll,” she said. “The great troll doesn’t like me, but he doesn’t want to let me go. Every Christmas Eve, he forgets, though. He drinks himself into a stupor and I escape.” Scarabella sighed as the candlesticks and pewter cups clattered against the table legs.

“Most of the time, he catches me before I find a warm place to spend the night,” she said; “but on some years, I find a haven before he finds me. Those are the best for me, but the worst for my hosts.”

The little old woman’s brow wrinkled and she lowered the quilt down to her chin. “Why? What happens?” she asked.

Scarabella twitched a torn ear and stared at her. “Everything you see here and worse,” she said; “so, if you don’t mind opening the door for me, I’ll just be going.”

The teakettle rolled across the floor to join the fracas of candlesticks and cups under the table.

“The great troll, you say,” said the little old man, dropping the quilt and folding his hands in front of him. “He doesn’t treat you well, Scarabella.”

The cat blinked once. “No.”

“And it’s very cold out there,” said the little old woman.

Scarabella’s ear twitched again. “Yes.”

The little old couple turned to each other. Neither said a word as they turned away again and got out of bed. The little old woman stepped into her tattered slippers and wrapped a cloak around her shoulders. The little old man stuffed his feet into a well worn pair of boots and pulled a woolen sweater over his nightshirt before wrapping himself in a heavy coat.

Scarabella got to her feet and turned to go.

“Oh, no,” said the little old woman. “You stay put for now.”

“I don’t think you understand what you’re up against,” said the cat. “Your cabin is no protection from my master.”

“We know,” said the little old man.

“And you can stop calling him your master,” said the little old woman.

The little old man stepped past the fallen chairs and shuffled over to stoke the fire. The wind howled in fury and the door shuddered in its frame, but a warm light filled the room as he stoked the coals.

“My dear, I think we could do with some tea before we start,” he said, retrieving the kettle from the floor and filling it with water from the bucket by the fireplace.

“Tea would be just the thing,” said the little old woman. She brought a little bag over to the hearth and sprinkled some leaves into the kettle, swinging it over the glowing coals. The little old man picked up the cups from the floor and handed one to his wife. Then they both sat in their chairs and waited for the tea to steep.

The candlesticks continued their chasing game beneath the table, the windows rattled incessantly, snow continued to blow in through the walls, but the little old man and the little old woman imply ignored them.

Scarabella cocked her head to one side. “If you’ll just let me out, this will all be over,” she said. “I’ve caused you enough trouble already.”

The little old woman shook her head and beckoned to the cat. “If you’re willing,” she said; “just come sit in my lap a bit until the tea’s ready.”

Scarabella watched the candlesticks crash into the wall and then hurtle themselves across the room to disappear under the bed.

“Come on,” said the little old man. “The tea will be ready soon enough.”

The cat shrugged. “If he finds me like this, he won’t be happy,” she said as she hopped up into the little old woman’s lap and found a comfortable spot to lie down. This was both the best and the worst place yet. Never before had she so wanted to stay and yet been so certain that she really should leave. The little old woman’s wrinkled hand stroked her uneven fur, and the little old man’s fingers scratched gently behind Scarabella’s ears.

When the tea was ready, the little old woman lifted up the cat and set her down on the old rag rug, not too close to the fire. “You just rest there, love,” she said, as her husband poured a little tea into their cups. She swirled it around to let it cool a bit and then took a sip. “Ah, yes,” she said. “This will do.”

The wind was picking up outside, shaking the whole house as it passed by. The door seemed to be trying to wrest itself from its hinges. The latch banged insistently.

“He’s coming,” said Scarabella, trying not to sound as scared as she felt. “I really should go.”

The little old man smiled and cleared his throat. “Yah, tea’s just the thing.” He drained his cup and stood up. Then he looked over at his wife. “Ready?”

She smiled and stood beside him. She hummed a note, barely audible over the wind and the rattling windows and door.

“A bit high for me, I think,” said the little old man. He hummed a different note and she nodded.

They began to sing, she with her mellow, reedy alto, and he with his husky, round baritone. They sang of happiness. They sang of home. They sang of peace and joy and harmony.

As they sang, the storm outside grew louder and stronger. Great trees cracked and fell in the surrounding woods. Ice and snow blasted against the walls of the little cabin. The shutters outside finally tore free and the windows were soon coated with white. The bolts in the door hinges shimmied in their holes and the latch slipped sideways little by little.

Still the old couple sang. They sang of hope. They sang of trust. They sang of plenty. They sang of giving and receiving, of sharing and sacrifice.

Scarabella could not sit. She stood stock still, ears cocked, her tail moving randomly of its own accord. She stared at the battered door, every bit of her black fur on end.

But nothing came.

The storm raged outside, scraping against the cabin walls, shivering every timber and loosening every peg and mortice.

Still the old couple sang. They sang of grace. They sang of light, of love, of forgiveness and truth.

As the last notes ended, the storm stopped.

The forest lay silent. Everything was still, save for the flickering flames of the Yule log in the hearth.

“Well,” said the little old woman; “that should do it.”

“Yes,” said the little old man. “Let’s see, dear,” he said to his wife. “There should be some of that tea left.”

She handed him the little pewter cup and sat back down in the sturdy chair as he swung the kettle out. She patted her lap. “So, Scarabella,” she said; “you’ll be staying then?”

Scarabella glanced around the room. All was quiet. “What did you do?” she asked. “He didn’t take me. What did you do?”

“Once you said it was a troll, we knew we would be fine,” said the little old man. He handed one steaming cup to his wife and sat down with his own.

Scarabella hopped up onto the little old woman’s lap. “What did you do?” she insisted.

The little old woman smoothed the cat’s patchy fur. “We sang the truth,” she said. “Trolls cannot abide that.”

“But weren’t you afraid?” asked the cat.

“To begin with, yes,” said the little old man. “Fear doesn’t last long in the presence of love.”

“We’ve gently dispatched many a troll with this method,” said the little old woman. “All it takes is a song in your heart.”

The little old man smiled. “And a little tea,” he said. “But you didn’t answer, Scarabella. Will you be staying then?

“We’d consider it a gift,” said the little old woman.

Scarabella settled into the little old woman’s lap. “I’ll be staying then,” she said. The warm little cabin hummed quietly with the crackle of the Yule log and the purr of the Christmas cat.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving 2014!

"What shall we do for Thanksgiving?" Ping posed the question, and, just as quickly, she answered it. "We'll get everything from the Beitou Market!" Here's what it was like hunting for Thanksgiving fixings here in Beitou this morning (while maybe doing a little anticipatory "Black Friday" shopping).
Here goes Ping in search of turkey.
Mmm! DOUGHNUTS! Stay on task, Mark. Stay on task.
Turkey...turkey...wait, that's chicken!
Duck? Chicken? Whatever. Fowl enough.
Gotta have corn on the cob!
Oh, yeah! Candied yams! Hot & ready!
Are chestnuts too "Christmas-y" for Thanksgiving?
Pumpkin? No pumpkins? Is squash the same Genus?
Finally! Dessert! I'll take six of each, please.
It's the morning of "Black Friday Eve!"
Let the shopping begin!
Ping scores an early Black Friday deal...wait, they don't do
"Black Friday" here! It's a deal, nonetheless: two pretty scarves
for NT$100 (about $3.24 USD)!
So what are we having for Thanksgiving dinner tonight? Um, probably Costco pizza!!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Friday, December 21, 2012

The Cole-Bear Report: Mass Kundalini Awakening in Airport Waiting Area

Dateline: Saturday 12/22/2012 Taipei, Taiwan

Approximately 500 people waiting to board Guru Airlines Flight 1222 bound for Tokyo have apparently experienced what some experts have called a "mass kundalini awakening."

At precisely 12:22 PM, in what one passenger from the USA whose name we could not understand, described as "the weirdest gosh-darn thing you ever saw," an entire waiting room of passengers spontaneously and simultaneously began performing seemingly random, highly complex and difficult physical movements.

A group of yoga experts waiting for their flight in an adjacent area immediately identified the movements as typical of "kundalini yoga," which one described as "a physical and spiritual experience where blocked energy is released so it can flow freely through the entire system."

Passengers who experienced it described it variously as "cool," "strenuous," "fascinating," "curious," and "Dude! Like, whoa!" According to all involved, no one got hurt, a fact which passersby such as M. Simpson of Springfield, USA, considered "amazing."

Through an interpreter, Kuang Chen-Shin of Taipei said it was "like modern dance...only weirder." Kuang said she was still feeling the urge to "breathe funny" but that the feelings apparently calmed down when the announcement to board was made.

Buford Mortimer of Alabama, USA, said: "I always thought 'kundalini' was some sort of pasta dish, but I woulda had it without the 'coon anyways, 'cause I'm a vegetarian."

Another passenger also waiting to board Flight 1222, Mr. E. Scrooge, from London, England, insisted that the entire experience was either "too much Christmas cheer" or perhaps "nothing but a bit of bad beef." When others did not corroborate Mr. Scrooge's explanation, he replied: "Bah, humbug."

;-)

Monday, October 29, 2012

Video for Halloween Ximending 西門町 Style

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Ping took a couple of videos of the Ximending 西門町 Halloween parade and the posing session just afterwards. We've posted them as a single 2:22 clip on YouTube. Click on the image at left to check it out! Amazing detail in the costumes.

How cool that this is what we find when we just go take a look!

Halloween Ximending 西門町Style

The Taiwanese celebrate every--I repeat--EVERY holiday, bar none, without exception, and with liberty and justice and something yummy to eat for all. You might not get the day off work, but you can always celebrate!

So it is with Halloween, that spooky trick-or-treat extravaganza that Americans do each 31st of October. In Taiwan, it can take the whole week. You want costumes? We got costumes. Heck, we've got a whole STREET of costumes! (You can get your Christmas and Easter stuff while you're at it.)

Sunday, October 28, 2012

台北的萬聖節遊行 Halloween Parade in Taipei


我們不常出門。馬克喜歡創作,我喜歡做心靈功課。一不留意,我倆可以一整個禮拜待在家裡,而且還常常覺得時間不夠用。有趣的是每次出門,即使只是上菜市場買菜,我們似乎都有身心的收穫,總是異口同聲的說應該多出門。
我聽說昨天在台北紅樓會有萬聖節的活動,心裡蠢蠢欲動,實在太好奇台灣人怎麼慶祝這個外國人的節日了。其實馬克對這種湊熱鬧的事情一點也沒興趣。但是可能是害怕不去的後果,勉為其難的答應陪我去走一回,看一看。

在出發之前我只依稀知道一點大概,心想到了大約地區之後跟著人群走就對了。結果我們下了公車後看到了不少新鮮的東西,就是沒看到穿costume 的人。但是既來之則安之,剛好肚子有點餓,所以倆人買了老天祿的雞翅,素雞等滷味吃將起來。準備吃完後繼續隨性亂走,胡亂逛逛。好難得到鬧區來,其實隨便怎麼走都好玩,絕對不會失望的。
話說才剛吃完,突然間看到遊行隊伍朝著我們走來。哇塞!台灣的萬聖節服裝打扮還真有特色!可以看得出來參加遊行的人都是非常用心的。這是我們第一次親身體驗Cosplay,馬克和我各拿一個相機跑前跑後地照個不停,竟然不知不覺地跟著遊行隊伍走到最後的廣場。雖然已經入秋了,這一天的天氣卻是相當的炎熱。從遊行者的裝扮可以看得出來他們的服裝道具是層層講究的,因此不難想像他們熱的程度。令我感動的是他們很有耐心地和任何人合照,並且讓你照到滿意為止,每個人的態度都和藹可親!
我好慶幸我們來此一遊。沒有親臨現場,我對Cosplay 的感覺是七分好奇,三分怪異。經過了這次的經驗,我了解Cosplay 不過是一種嗜好;就像我的一些好朋友,有的喜歡玩模型火車,飛機,有的喜歡搞樂團,玩電玩,或賽車。我們都有自己喜好的東西,都希望把生命過得充實,有趣。這個萬聖節遊行提醒我要保持客觀的態度,多學習尊重彼此的差異,並常常真心替人開心。
每次出門都學到東西,真應該多出門耶!
(請按”Halloween Ximending 西門町Style“欣賞相片。雖然是用英文寫的。懶得讀英文的人還是可以欣賞相片的噢!)
 (請歡迎按“Video for Halloween Ximending 西門町 Style” 欣賞影音短片)

Friday, October 19, 2012

Random shot from a street corner in Taipei 台北街景一瞥

(中,英文,in Chinese and English)
It was a nice cool sunny Fall day yesterday. We decided to enjoy the beautiful day by checking out some Halloween costumes. Yes, you heard me right. Our friend Kerri told us about a street full of Halloween costume shops.

What Are You Going To Be? 你要當什麼?

Apropos of nothing, Ping suddenly asks me an existential question. Here's how the conversation went.

Ping: "What are you going to be...for Halloween?"

Mark: <pause>

Mark: "Older"

Ping: "Haha!"

Mark: "Yeah, it's the same costume every year! Just a little bit more here, a little bit less there, slightly different colors over time...pretty much the same thing, though."

Yup. That's what I'm going to be for Halloween: older.



 Ping, on the other hand, will be FABULOUS! (But that's no different from normal either.)



Friday, February 3, 2012

Gods On Patrol - Beitou Da BaiBai (北投大拜拜-媽祖遶境)

The dragon always follows the beautiful pearl
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_dance).
For a split second, it turned and faced us!
Imagine that every year the gods are obliged to "go out on patrol." They come out of the temples, walk the alleys and stroll down the main streets of town to sweep away any lingering misfortune or evil, and to spread peace, prosperity and generosity. Here in Beitou 北投, they do it for real. We just happened to stumble upon it!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

"You Can't Bye-Bye With A Buddha Head" 拜拜雙意


Happy Chinese New Year!

Welcome to the Year of the Dragon!

We went from the rabbit to the dragon in one fell swoop. (One wonders what became of the rabbit!)

This is our first Chinese New Year in Taiwan. It's all new to Mark. For Ping, it's pretty much the first Chinese New Year as an adult in Asia, so in some ways it's all new to her, too.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Year from Taiwan! 從台灣祝您新年快樂

WOW! 2012 is here! It's been a momentous and eventful 2011 for us, and we're looking ahead to what 2012 will bring. But first...here's the last bit from 2011: our New Year's Eve day.
Since this is Taiwan, of course, it all starts with food! However, we're pretty sure this is the ONLY place in the world where you'll get good food at a place called "Modern Toilet." Yes, that's what the sign says on the wall, and that's the name of the restaurant. When you walk up the stairs, you hear a doorbell ring and someone yells "Welcome Toilet!" from the top of the stairs.

Your eyes do not deceive you...

Monday, December 26, 2011

Christmas in Beitou 北投的聖誕節

We've just had our first Christmas in the house in Beitou 北投. Wow. It couldn't have been more different from every other Christmas we've ever had!

5:30 AM. The alarm goes off. Get up, get dressed, meet Santa Claus... no, wait. Check that. Actually, we went down to the pick-up point a few blocks away to join Baba and Mama to go to the memorial.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Progressive Dinner, Beitou Market-Style 漸進式的晚餐

Since we've chosen not to buy (and store) an artificial tree, we decided the only way to hang ornaments was to string them up. Somewhere. Mark stretched some speaker wire between hooks that he screwed into a couple of the bits of wood in the house, but we still had to get something with which to hang the ornaments themselves. Yarn would be just the thing. Sure. In Beitou 北投? Hey, let's go take a look!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Eye of the Beholder 仁者見仁

We walked home from grocery shopping at Carrefour 家樂福 tonight, heading back up the hill in the gathering dusk. Cool wind rushed down the street and tried to slip its fingers inside the jackets we never thought we'd wear in Taiwan台灣. Dark clouds scudded across the deepening gray sky and muted silver wisps of mist touched down and lifted back off of the heavily wooded mountains ahead of us. Ping and I both carried backpacks filled with yummy food, including our delicious biendang便當 for tonight's dinner. It was another good evening in a good life! We talked about how much we love all the different things we've been through: Christmas holidays in the Wallowa Mountains, trips to Lake Tahoe, and now our new home in Beitou北投.

It's all about appreciation. Whatever is right in front of us is what it is, of course, but how we approach it--how we see it--determines how we experience it.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Halloween in Taiwan 台灣的萬聖節

Ping's parents took us out to dinner to celebrate Double Ten with her older brother Terence last night. There's a nice Japanese restaurant right next to their place in Zhuwei. We took the bus to the MRT which drops us off right across the street.

This pumpkin is an example of how Taiwanese celebrate Halloween.

It says: "Attract fortune, enter treasure." They put it in front of the door to the restaurant.

How interesting to contrast this with the phrase "Trick or Treat!"

And here's our Halloween treat! Mark "zinged" himself pretty well with the wasabi--and loved it!

Baba, xie xie! ("Thanks, Dad!")